**What is that crap that is constantly getting all over the window of my cell phone? I mean I’m clean, but every single time I use the phone, I have to wipe off smudges of me. I could leave them there but that would make me twitch.
**The sound of crickets annoys me.
**I have a big scab on my knee and one on my elbow from falling during my
swan sparrow dive moment this weekend. I feel like I’m 8 years old, except I no longer feel the need to pick my scabs.
**If this gnat doesn’t stop flying around my head….
**I got a weird google alert notice today. Any advice? I don’t really know what this site is trying to do but they took my post title, attached my url to the end of theirs and have fragments of some of my comments. Do I need to do anything about it? Take a peek.
Now get out of here and head over to the Unmom.