If your neighbor builds a fence between your two properties, would you be offended? We’d like to put a fence up in our backyard and if the neighbor behind us takes it personally….well, it is personal.
Why do I see more seagulls at Burger King than at the beach? And when did they stop eating a diet from the sea?
What do you do when you’re out in public and an itch strikes? An itch of the crackular kind?
And, why is it whenever someone talks about having an itch, all the sudden you have one too?
Once when I was in high school, I decided to tan on the back patio with my naked nibblets and giblets exposed and I fell asleep. The main part of my body was used to the sun, but the sweet tender strips of nether in a countrified gravy…ooooweeee muther!
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