**How come I can eat something one day and think it’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever eaten, and then I eat the exact same thing another day and think it’s just meh.
**Sometimes out of the blue, I’ll scratch my leg and notice that I have a bug bite, on that leg, which has been inside my pants for hours. Then I freak out that a bug has been crawling around inside my pants leg with me all that time, and how is that possible?
**Why can’t I stretch silently? Every time I stretch, I make some type of accompanying sigh or exhalation.
**I have ditties that play in my head when I do certain things. They only play at those times. They’re nonsense rhymes that go along with tunes, but that’s all I can remember because they only come to me if I’m doing that activity. I couldn’t be a bigger freak show if I tried.
The Unmom…click it.